What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:44
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Scouting Drew Allar: Penn State quarterback similar to Joe Flacco - NFL.com
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you mean son?
Do you know what she said mum?
2025 Stanley Cup Finals Preview: Can Connor McDavid Finally Do It? - The Ringer
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Scientists Warn: Long Work Hours May Physically Alter Your Brain - SciTechDaily
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”